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In Reply to: Re: Turk, I'm Always Lurking posted by Ray Basso on February 01, 2008 at 14:58:27:
There was a BBQ team whose members all worked at a brewery. One day one of the teammates died in an accident at work. The worker's teammates and friends all drove to his house to tell his widow the sad news.
"Mary, please sit down as we have bad news. John fell into one of the big vats of beer at work and drowned."
"Oh my gosh, George! He drowned? This is horrible! I hope he had a fast and painless death! Did he drown quickly?"
"I am afraid he did not go quickly, Mary. You see, he got out three times to pee........."
I am sorry, Ray. I am terribly sorry.
Juggy