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In Reply to: tell me what you think posted by steve in ky on June 05, 2008 at 20:06:21:
OK, so I'm a stump..and when i git going I start to typin like no bodies bidness..an next thing you know i is ova the karakter limit of some thin callt a comment field..so i gotta split this post up...bare with me...i be postin twice but its really won..with a buttin hit tween them..
I think cept for maybe that top one there, they is looking like...
a) They is floatin in space..right there in some kinda white spot with nuttin round them cept maybe a whole lotta more white spots, lucky for you the ribs themselves aren't white, so you can see where they stop and where they start, otherwise people would think either you had no ribs at all, or ones that go on somethin like forever and ever. I figure for you to win contests, the judges gotta know when them ribs start and stop, so your off to a good start i gess.
b) they is all lookin like my gramma Badelias fake teeth. I sure miss that fine fuzzy chinned bugger..but one thing almost always bothered me tho, you'd think if'n someone whose anybody is gonna go off and git fake teeth they wouldn't make them that doggoned big. Momma said it had some thin to do with what her regular teeth was like afore they fell out, an how her jaw done grew round her riginal wons so if'n they gave her small ones sted, it'd be all like puttin tic tacs where chicklits wuz...I spose she's rite..but still..she looked like she was zactly made for eatin corn onna cob thru a picket fence..don't seem rite is all.
c) That won onna lower rite there....clearly your bone is showin, i think maybe that's the happiest rib in the bunch, tho I must say that one cross the top there is runnin a close second. If the judges are there to judge how much your bone shows, I'd forget about them ribs all together and I'd poke me a hole inna bottom of that box and only go to contests what are very early inna mornin, let you hole up the box in fronta them judges yorself , and have really low tables. Garnish is totally optional, but if you think you might get too excited if'n you do win, I'd use giant bib lettuce.
d) Them ribs is weigh two shiny. If'n I was a judge an I saw such shiny ribs, i'd think maybe you is using some kinda chemical trick or somethin. I aint judgin you, parently they shot up my sister Beulah with some kinda women folk chemical syrem and it done stopped her beard from growin rite qwik, but I gotta tell you she had herself one itchee behine for some thin like years...it got so bad she hadda have her very own pickle jar I'll tell you that. I aint sayin you is usin any kinda special chemical..i'm just warnin you what all kood happen if'n you go down that rode is all..I mean afore all that we hadda common pickle jar..and now we don't..zup to you.
StumpBaby