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I thought seein as how i is a Stump I might maybe make some comments about the propane post..mostly cuz i got nuttin betta to do..
"You ladies and a few gents claim that you can win and smoke with the big dogs."
1) Who you callin a Lady? You been peekin in my outhouse again?
2) Chances are if I won a big dog I wouldn't smoke with it. I once had a frend what was smokin cigarettes with me..and he done juiced it..meanin stead of inhalin..he blew wads of shagnasy spit into the filter..I sucked it in the next time ha handed it to me an i thought I done inhaled a giant sea clam. That boy wasnt rite inna hed. I'll tell you what though, dogs lick their own selves an in places what they autta even not be able to see, let alone reach..and i'd go back to inhalin giant sea clams long afore i'd smoke with a dog, even if I won it fair and square.
3) I had me a dog once what ate almost everything it could find, includin sevral army men and more than a few balloons. I seen it walkin away from me two hours later and I thought it sat inna rainbow or somethin. I'll tell you what..little plastic army men can go through almost everything, especially that guy kneelin down with the bazooka on his shoulder. If this happens to your dog whether you won it in a contest or not, don't..I repeat..don't.. pull on anything! Ballons stretch, way behond what they autta, and just when you realize they is way too strechy, your contest winnin doggy moves about three inches towards you and releases that god awful thing right at you at somethin like the speed of sound. Dogs can shoot faster than men can duck for shure.
"Let's put the proof in the pudding. Have an all out war."
1) See my doggy comment above. If you wanna have an all out war let's pit my dog against yours, you get the first pull.
2) guys like you always wann put somethin in their puddin. I bet you guys started the whole fruit in the jello thing too. The next time I'm eatin some jello and a banana gets lodged in my throte the long way I'm gonna think of you.
"You know and I know your done"
1) You should check yore spellin. I'm pretty sure there should be one of them postrophees in tween yore u and yore r there.
"Man up and get some "Pane""
1) You HAVE been lookin in my outhouse havent you, and very early in the mornin by the sound of it! It's not enough I got that little moon shaped cut out on the door now you want a full window in there too? That's disgusting but in the spirit of good will, or however the saying goes..i wrote you a sang...music is soo soothin sometimes...here it goes..
I got a pickle and you don't..
nanny nanny moo moo
I got a pickle and you don't..
nanny nanny moo moo
StumpBaby