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In Reply to: Useless BBQ Fact posted by DannyP on June 30, 2008 at 13:50:21:
Yo to all,
Sorry that I haven't posted much in the last couple of years (or for those who have met me or read my posts, your welcome).
I don't know to much about facts (see above) but I do know that when I get a news letter, I always like the ones that are entertaining more than factual. I guess that what I am suggesting is, have fun with it so that your readers/customers will as well. Don't be to worried about the facts (note, I am just some guy and not a professional giver of advice, unless I have been drinking, again see above).
Having said that, I provide the following as fact:
1. It is impossible to lose more brain cells at a kcbs cook-off than anywhere else in the world with the possible exception of anything that invoves Juggy and a bath-tub (please don't ask about this one).
2. The smoke ring is a chemical reaction that can be produced with store bought stuff, (ewww), but who would want that?
3. A wise person will never trust a skinny cook. An even wiser person will never believe how big that fish you caught was.
4. Any smoker is the best smoker if a talented cook is using it.
5. The best BBQ in the world is the BBQ that makes your family and friends smile.
6. Pellet cookers may not look as sexy as them thar log burners but the owners of them thar pellet cookers get their beauty sleep (some of us need it more than others).
7. You must be a true Texican to use mesquite otherwise, as far as I can tell, you are just ruining whatever it what you were trying to burn.
8. McDonalds makes the best McRib sammich in the world.
9. McDonalds makes the worst McRib sammich in the world.
10. Disneyland is the happiest place in the world.
11. Country style ribs might come from the country but that don't make them ribs.
12. Anything that you read on the internet is true, especially about BBQ.
13. The reason that the Sahara Desert is so deserted is because they don't have any decent BBQ joints out there.
14. Wimin is generally easier on the eye than a faithful dawg, especially if one of them wimin folk is willing to fight the dawg over a bone (and at that point it really don't matter which one has more fleas).
Icy cold ones,
Matt.